dirkinabox: Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud
hungarian: only invite me to your bday party if you have a pinata filled with hundred dollar bills
kisaragishintaro: all it takes is for an anime guy to have white hair so you can tell they are either gay or batshit insane or both
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
Person: You're ugly
Me: Good, I was trying to look like you today
fuckyeahashes: so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful
bonginq: trryinq: snorlaxatives: some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven OH MY GOD I ALMOST CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE I LOST THIS POST its ok friend you have found it again
The internet is so convenient
siempre-chill: what the fuck should i make for dinner what the fuck should i listen to now what the fuck should i do today what the fuck should i do with my life
ducksofrubber: GIF BUG
goodgreenie: I just want to say I love Juan Mata
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: defeatbean: chill out supernatural fandom, it’s not like the sky is falling OH WAIT
mrcraabs: imagine if all trees were wifi hotspots. now that is a future i want to be in
When talking about a crush...
laugh-addict: Normal girls… My friends and I…
fullmetalfisting: one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
cadaverousgallant: fallenangelflonne: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST Yahoo purportedly wants to incorporate its products as features of the site. I don’t know about you, but… Yahoo’s products are pretty shitty and I’d rather not be forced to use them if I want to continue using this site oh fuck...